A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to “Make outMountain” to try to catch some couples in the act.When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a couple sat, and was surprised to see the man was reading and the girl next to himwas knitting.He tapped […]

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

– Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money?- ???- Stupid policeman, since Santa Claus and the smart policeman don’t exist.

On a narrow mountain’s road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards.- Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?- Because we are not sure that we will find the place to make u-turn on the top of the mountain.After one hour the same man saw the same police car driving downhill backwards again.- […]

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I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?’He ignored me and continued writing the […]

While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting under an umbrella. She was just sitting there smiling and laughing. The motorist passed on by and went a couple of miles on down the road. All of a sudden he spun his car around and sped back […]

When Mike got arrested, they told him, “Anything you say will be held against you.”Mike said, “Claudia Schiffer’s breasts.”

A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, “You drinkin’?”The driver said, “You buyin’?”

While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope’s authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back.They were traveling […]

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, “meow”, the cop says, “oh, its only a cat”He kicks the second bag, and the redhead says, “woof, […]

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, “Can I park here?””No,” says the cop.”What about all these other cars?””They didn’t ask!”