What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog.

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!

What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!

What do you call a pig with no legs?A groundhog!

What do you call a pig who overacts? A ham ham.

What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick.

What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu!

What do you call a pig thief?A hamburglar!

What do you call a crafty pig?CunningHam