What is the pig’s favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo).

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.

What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!

What is a pigs favourite ballet?Swine Lake!

What is Chuck Norris’ “best karate move”? Pork Chop!

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?Pen and Oink!

What goes “knio, knio?” A backward pig.

What do you give a sick pig?Oinkment!

What do you say to a naked pig? “I never sausage a body.”

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?Rub him with oinkment.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don’t know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out