When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham.

When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?’ Painless Porker.

What would happen if pigs could fly?Bacon would go up!

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?”Stop “N Slop Markets”

What would happen if pigs went on strike? They’d form pigget lines.

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?The Olympigs!

What song do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve? Auld Lang Swine.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?Sir Lunchalot.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates? Don’t say anything. Just get out of the way.

What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer.

What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs.

What position does the pig play in football? Loinback.