Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine!

Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought “pumping iron” was a new juice dispenser.

Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.

Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell, “Hogwash!”

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, “Oinkers Aweight”

Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in to trees.

Why couldn’t the pig pay his bill? He was a little shoat.

Why can’t there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don’t fit in chimneys.

Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don’t like to hide their money in the mattress.