Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens.
Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought “pumping iron” was a new juice dispenser.
Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.
Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell, “Hogwash!”
Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, “Oinkers Aweight”
Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don’t like to hide their money in the mattress.
