How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?Build a sty-scraper!

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They’re the ones with the little red hats.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face.

Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.

FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!

Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a little sty.Then you’d better buy a little pig.

Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.

Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It’s pretty dull.

Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.

Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.