What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? “Don’t tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.”
What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.
What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough?”I’m afraid that’s all going to waist.”
What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? “Behave or Frankenswine will get you.”
Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other.
The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.
The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.
SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I’d rather have three cakes and one candle.
Pig’s explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory.
Pigs don’t look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer’s ear?
