Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ?They called him Dad !

Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy. As they sat watching articles float along with the water, they noticed a baseball cap float by. Suddenly, the cap turned and came back, then turned around and went downstream. After it had […]

Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out,”Gee, you’re dumb, Mom. You don’t know anything.” “Now, son,” scolded Bentley, “you musn’t be picky about your mother’s little faults.”

“Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions,” said the father. “I’d like to know what would have happened if I’d asked as many questions when I was a boy.” “Perhaps,” said the boy, “you’d’ve been able to answer some of mine.”

Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip and asked her husband, “How did Greg do on his history exam?” “Oh, not so good,” he replied.”But it wasn’t his fault. They asked him about things that happened before he was born!”

“Dad,” said Rickey, “what is electricity?” “Uh,” replied his father, “I don’t really know too much about electricity.” A few minutes later the boy said, “How does gas make the engine go?” “Son, I’m afraid I don’t know much about motors.” “Dad,” said the boy, “what is anthropology?” “Anthropology?” The father frowned. “I really don’t […]

“What are you reading?” demanded the father of his seven-year-old. “A story about a cow jumping over the moon,” was the reply. “Throw that book away at once,” he commanded. “How many times have I told you you’re too young to read science fiction?”

At dinner, Seth said to his father, “Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it’s all your fault.””How’s that?” asked the master of the house.”Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?””Yeah, I remember.””Well, ‘a helluva lot’ ain’t the right answer.”

Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies,”My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn’t say it till he was fifty!”

“Honey,” said Mrs. Beldon to her husband,”Lester’s teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia.” “Encyclopedia, my eye!” exclaimed Beldon. “Let him walk to school like I did.”

An irate father stormed into the principal’s office. “I demand to know,” he screamed, “why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination.” “Now, don’t get excited,” said the principal. “We’ll get your Winslow’s English teacher in here. I’m sure she has some explanation.” A few minutes later, the English teacher arrived. […]