Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That’s the banjo player’s porsche.
Q: What’s the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: “I didn’t wake up this morning…”
Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.
Q: What’s the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.
Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.
Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write ‘pp, espressivo’.
Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but they’ll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
