After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks “What happened?” “Well,” one of the officer’s says, “It seems that your agent came by your house earlier today […]
Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he’d make it up to them on the next one.
Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: She’s the one sleeping with the writer.
Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One — but it’s an 8 hour minimum.
Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.
Q: How many 2nd AD’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh…standby, I’ll check on that.
Q: How many UPM’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If you’d just make it a day exterior we wouldn’t be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!”
Q: How many 1st AD’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Why are you asking me that question? Can’t you see I’m busy!
Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: WHAT?
Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it’s staying IN!
Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
