What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !

What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !

What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !

What’s the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !

What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it’s raining cats and dogs !

What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !

What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !

Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there’s a moose on the loose !

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

What is a mouse’s favorite record ? ‘Please cheese me’ !