First Monster: I’m so thirsty my tongue’s hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!
What did Frankenstein’s monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.
What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don’t talk with someone in your mouth.
What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!
How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.
What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.
What’s big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.
On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. “I hope this spaceship doesn’t travel faster than sound. “Why?” replies the cabin steward. “Because my friend and I want to talk, that’s why.”
Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I’ve only got three pairs of hands.
What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.
Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?
