Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. ‘I’ve lost five cents,’ sobbed Johnny.’Don’t worry,’ said his dad kindly.’ Here’s five more for you,’At this Johnny howled louder than ever.’Now what is it ?’ asked his dad.’I wish I’d said I’d lost ten cents!’
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?Mum: What crying man ?William: The one that’s crying, ‘Ice cream! Ice Cream !’
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ‘ You should give that money to charity,’ said the shopkeeper.’No, I’ll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!’
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That’s what I’m afraid of!
Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here’s the elastic band.
A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live. Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to put his affairs in order. “Oh yes, I’ve done that,” said the old gentleman. “I’ve only got to make a will. And […]
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She’d read there was going to be some change in the weather.
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. “You should give that money to charity,” said the sales girl.Fred thought for a moment and said, “No, I’ll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity.”
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.
