If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ?Someone else’s coat.

A little monster was learning to play the violin,’ I’m good, aren’t I?’ he asked his big brother.’You should be on the radio,’ said his brother.’You think I’m that good?”No, I think you’re terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?Because she wanted to get rich milk.

My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn’t know how rich he was.

‘Five dollars for one question!’ said the girl to the fortune-teller.’That’s very expensive,isn’t it ?”Next!’

Visitor: You’re very quiet, Jennifer.Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.

‘I can’t find my dollar bill,’ Jane sobbed.’Don’t worry,’ her Counselor said. ‘A dollar doesn’t go very far today.’

Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. ‘I’ve lost five cents,’ sobbed Johnny.’Don’t worry,’ said his dad kindly.’ Here’s five more for you,’At this Johnny howled louder than ever.’Now what is it ?’ asked his dad.’I wish I’d said I’d lost ten cents!’

William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?Mum: What crying man ?William: The one that’s crying, ‘Ice cream! Ice Cream !’

Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ‘ You should give that money to charity,’ said the shopkeeper.’No, I’ll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!’

At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars.One of the chamber members stood up and said,”I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army.”

Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner,”Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?” “Whada ya win?” “A million dollars!” said the redneck. “You get a dollar a year for a million years.” “How much are they each?” “Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for […]