Where can you always find money?In the dictionary.

How can you double your money?Look at it in a mirror.

What kind of money do monsters use?Weirdo (weird dough).

If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).

If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?Because silence is golden.

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?He exploded.

One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. ‘What are you doing?’ she asked.’I’m looking for my dollar bill,’ Max replied. ‘I lost it down the road.”Why don’t you look for it there?”Because the light’s better here!’

Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, ‘Is Washington’s picture still on the dollar bill?’His Father wrote back, ‘Of course it is. Why do you ask?’Martin answered, ‘Because it’s been so long since I’ve seen one!’

Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?Mary: I’d pay whatever it charged.

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?Because the poor didn’t have any !

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked.

Ted said to his friend, ‘can you lend me $10?”But I only have $8,’ his friend replied.That’s OK, you can always owe me the other $2!