Doctor, doctor, I’ve only got 59 seconds to live.Wait a minute please.
Doctor, doctor, I’m manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm
Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?Who wants to know?
Doctor, doctor, I can’t concentrate, one minute I’m ok, and the next minute, I’m blank!And how long have you had this complaint?What complaint?
Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.Tell me the truth now, what’s your REAL problem?
Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I’m ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a spoon.Sit there and don’t stir.
One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: “Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?”
How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?The patients get better and leave.Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God.The staff have the keys!
