Why don’t women work as long and as hard as men in the office?They do it right first time.
What does it mean to come home to a man who’ll give you some love and tenderness?You’re in the wrong house.
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.
Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.
Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.
Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.
