Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals”
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.
Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.
Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.
Q. What’s a man’s idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name.
