Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.
Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.
Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?A. A woman to show him how to work it.
