When do men insist that women are illogical?When a woman doesn’t agree with them.
Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?So his boss doesn’t have to retrain him.
How can you tell if a man is cheating on you?He has a bath more than once a month.
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals”
Why don’t women work as long and as hard as men in the office?They do it right first time.
