How can you tell if a man is cheating on you?He has a bath more than once a month.
When do men insist that women are illogical?When a woman doesn’t agree with them.
Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?So his boss doesn’t have to retrain him.
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals”
Why don’t women work as long and as hard as men in the office?They do it right first time.
