How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don’t talk.
How are men like noodles?They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children.
How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.
What’s a man idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack.
How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
Why do so few men end up in Heaven?They never stop to ask directions.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?No one knows, it’s never happened.
