One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped […]

Why do little boys whine?Because they’re practicing to be men.

Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you would love her.” “But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?”God says: “So she would love you.” “But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?”God says: “So she would love you.”

Why did God create a man before a women?You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?A widower.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?Close the door.

What did God say after she made Eve?”Practice makes perfect.”

Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he’s God’s gift? Exchange him.