Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers.

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes their blood type.

Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?1. No mind2. No business.

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said the first, “but I could never do anything with it.””Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?” asked the second.”You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way – ‘Take a clean dish and….’”

If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why is that, Eve?” came the […]

How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They’d be wrong, but you could still use them.

Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.