Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You can’t believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man’s mind wander?A: It’s too little to be out alone.
Q: What are the three types of men?A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s a woman’s job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.
One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, “You should be hung!” To which he calmly replied, “I am. That’s why she cuts the grass!”
Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method. The downside to this was that her husband […]
The difference between men and womenA man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!”The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “Stupid!”They each continue on their way, and as the man […]
