Men are like pillows.Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like plastic wrap.Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

Men are like department stores.Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom

Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

Men are like vacuum cleaners.They’re not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.

Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like power tools.They make a lot of noise, but it’s hard to get them to work.

Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.