Q. What should you give a man who has everything?A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Q. What’s a man’s idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name.
Q. What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?A. Put the remote control between his toes.
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all of them would die. No […]
Q. How do men define a “50/50” relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Q. How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?A. Any place without a drive-up window.
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as […]
Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
