Q. What should you give a man who has everything?A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Q. What’s a man’s idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name.
Q. What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?A. Put the remote control between his toes.
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all of them would die. No […]
Q. How do men define a “50/50” relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Q. How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?A. Any place without a drive-up window.
How many men does it take to open a beer? – None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? – Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
