Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?A: Desperate!

Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

Men don’t get lost; they discover alternative destinations.

What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.

Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?A: Women working at 900 numbers.

Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren’t afraid of the dark.

Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As […]

A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn’t have to worry about a will. He said, “Will, what will? I’m making a list of people I’m gonna bite.”

This man says to his friend,” I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel.”

Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor?Answer: None, it’s a women’s job.

Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Men are like soap operas.They’re fun to watch, but don’t believe everything you hear.