A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband askedwhat was wrong.”Nothing,” said the woman.Not buying it, he asked again. “Seriously, what’s wrong?””Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cookedand cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother’sDay, […]
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunnedfor a while but then smiled and said, “It really works!”
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is a savage.”The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is a savage.”
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I gave a poor beggar $25.””Thats a lot of money to give away,” says her friend. “What did your husband say?””He said, ‘Thank you’. “
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. “Elliot,” she said, pointing “do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?”The husband looked over and nodded. “Well,” the woman continued, “he’s been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!”The husband returned to his […]
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn’t believe in hell.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.Wife: What did he say?Husband: He asked if the coast was clear…
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: “Quick! My husband is back!”Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: “Shit! But I am the husband!”
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by. “OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close […]
