Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders.He says “When did you start wearing them?” To which the other man replies “Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car.”

A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your wife’s mind has completely gone!”To which the man replied “I’m not surprised.She’s been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!”

“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market,” said the man.”Sounds like […]

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship,”the husband explained. “She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts.” He continued, “She communicates well and I […]

For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they return to the airport for the trip back to America. While waiting for the plane, the wife turns to her husband and says, “This was the most wonderful gift I could have […]

A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?”the lawyer asked.”Give me the bad news first.””Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.””That’s the bad news?” the man asked incredulously.”I can’t wait to hear the terrible news.””It’s of you and your mistress.”

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where aguy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.” “Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, […]

A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper,”The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife. This is called polygamy. But we believe in having only one wife. This is called monotony”

“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and my husband don’t get along.”

A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband askedwhat was wrong.”Nothing,” said the woman.Not buying it, he asked again. “Seriously, what’s wrong?””Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cookedand cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother’sDay, […]

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. “Would it be right,” he asked, “for a person to profitfrom the mistakes of another?” “Absolutely not!” replied the pastor. “In that case,” said the young man, “I wonder if you’d considerreturning the hundred dollars I paid you to […]

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.