It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.’What’s up?’ he says.’I’m having a heart attack,’ cries the woman.He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialling. his four-year-old son comes up […]