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Marriage jokes

I married Miss Right. I just d…

11 May , 2009  

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

Marriage jokes

A guy gets home early from wor…

11 May , 2009  

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.’What’s up?’ he says.’I’m having a heart attack,’ cries the woman.He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialling. his four-year-old son comes up […]

Marriage jokes

A married couple was in a terr…

11 May , 2009  

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft the skin from her body, so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor found suitable would have to […]