After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, “You know what I really feel like honey ?” “Well sure,” […]
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he senthis wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reasonfor his haste he shivered and replied: “I’m afraid that if I shouldever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try torepossess me.”
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is soproud of himself that he starts calling his wife “Mother of Six” inspite of her objections.One night they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to gohome, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to […]
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several yearsbefore the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walkedabout 10 feet behind their husbands.She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walkedseveral yards behind their wives.She approached one of the women for an explanation. “This ismarvelous,” said […]
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he […]
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shother instead of her lover, he replied,”Ah, m’sieur, is it not better to shoot a woman once than adifferent man every week?”
Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?Wife: Your sense of humor.
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casinoand finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, “Honey, pack your bags.I just won over a million dollars in Vegas.”His wife say, “That’s […]
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and startedto rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and hesaid “I want to know the person you hate the most”The […]
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!””Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don’t make me smile.”
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two yearsago that I lost my dear wife and children.I’ll never forget that game of cards…
A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, “Can youloan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident.”The stranger says, “If you need two hundred dollars, what are youusing to gamble with?”The guy replies, “Oh, I’ve got gambling money.”
