Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. “Hey,” cried the foreman, “what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?” “Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend,” explained Braxton, “but he can’t read; so Ah’m readin’ the […]
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.
What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.
What’s the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.
What’s a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?It’s a dead letter day.
Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. “What’s the matter?” asked her companion. “Oh dear,” sobbed Auntie, “It’s my favorite nephew. He’s got three feet.” “Three feet?” exclaimed her friend. “Surely that’s not possible?” “Well,” said Auntie, “his mother’s just written to tell me he’s […]
Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandma’s very deaf, so I’m writing very loudly.
Why is the letter “t” so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.
