What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it?Add “er” to short and it becomes shorter.
1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I’m overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.
An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her. `Wait a minute,’ he said, `you’ve written the address upside down.’`I know,’ said the little old lady, `the letter is going to Australia.’
An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him. “I’ll see, sir,” said the clerk. “What is your name?” “You’re having me on now because I’m Irish,” said the Irishman. “Won’t you see the name on the envelope?”
Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. “Hey,” cried the foreman, “what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?” “Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend,” explained Braxton, “but he can’t read; so Ah’m readin’ the […]
What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . .
Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. “I’m not drawing, Mom,” she said indignantly, “I’m writing a letter to Fred.” “But you can’t write,” Mom pointed out. “That’s all right,” said Betty, “Fred can’t read.”
How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.
