Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn’t know who it was from.
Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.His father wrote back saying, ‘In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.’Josh wrote back, ‘To tell the truth, I didn’t think much of it either.
What does an envelope say when you lick it?Nothing. It just shuts up.
Why do postmen carry letters?Because the letters can’t go anywhere by themselves.