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Letter jokes

What 8-letter word has one let…

18 Oct , 2011  

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?Envelope.

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What letter stands for the oce…

18 Oct , 2011  

What letter stands for the ocean?The letter C.

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Which two letters of the alpha…

18 Oct , 2011  

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?MT (empty) .

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Q: Why did the witch’s mail ra…

18 Oct , 2011  

Q: Why did the witch’s mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.

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Did you hear about the sister …

18 Oct , 2011  

Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn’t know who it was from.

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Josh sent a letter to his folk…

18 Oct , 2011  

Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.His father wrote back saying, ‘In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.’Josh wrote back, ‘To tell the truth, I didn’t think much of it either.

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What does an envelope say when…

18 Oct , 2011  

What does an envelope say when you lick it?Nothing. It just shuts up.

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Why do postmen carry letters?B…

18 Oct , 2011  

Why do postmen carry letters?Because the letters can’t go anywhere by themselves.

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What letter is like a vegetabl…

18 Oct , 2011  

What letter is like a vegetable?The letter P.

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What girl’s name is like a let…

18 Oct , 2011  

What girl’s name is like a letter?Kay (K).

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When is a letter damp?When it …

18 Oct , 2011  

When is a letter damp?When it has postage due (dew).

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Where do you put letters to bo…

18 Oct , 2011  

Where do you put letters to boys?In a mail (male) box.