What letter should you avoid?The letter A because it makes men mean.
Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn’t know who it was from.
Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.His father wrote back saying, ‘In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.’Josh wrote back, ‘To tell the truth, I didn’t think much of it either.
What does an envelope say when you lick it?Nothing. It just shuts up.
Why do postmen carry letters?Because the letters can’t go anywhere by themselves.
What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it?Add “er” to short and it becomes shorter.
