Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?They want to catch the last goal-post !

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?Pen Gwyn !

His girlfriend returned all his letters.I bet she marked them “second class male !”

Where do ghosts mail their letters?At the ghost office.

Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.

What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?LO

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won’t send them.

What two words have thousands of letters in them?Post office.

What did the envelope say to the stamp?”Stick with me and we’ll go places.”

What did the stamp say to the envelope?”I’ve become attached to you.”

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?MT (empty) .