Knock KnockWho’s there !Alfred !Alfred who !Alfred of the dark !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Algy !Algy who !Algy-bra !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Ali !Ali who ?Ali-luyah, at last you’ve opened the door !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Alice !Alice who ?Alice N. Tew if you’ll listen to me !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Alison !Alison who ?Alison to my radio in the mornings !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Alistair !Alistair who ?Alistairs in this house are broken !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Aldo !Aldo who ?Aldo anywhere with you !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Alec !Alec who ?Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Alba !Alba !Alba in the kitchen if you need me !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Albee !Albee !Albee a monkey’s uncle !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Albert !Albert who !Albert you don’t know who this is !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Alberta !Alberta who !Alberta’ll be over in a minute !