Knock KnockWho’s there !Anita !Anita who ?Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Amsterdam !Amsterdam who ?Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Amour !Amour who?Amour you eat, the more you want !
Knock KnockWho’s there !An author !An author who ?An author joke like this and I’m off !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Anatole !Anatole who ?Anatole me you’re a pain in the neck !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Anderson !Anderson who ?Anderson and daughter came too !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Andrew !Andrew who ?Andrew all her money out of the bank !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Andy !Andy who ?Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Amelia !Amelia who ?Amelia a package last week – did you get it ? !