Knock KnockWho’s there ?Curry !Curry who ?Curry me back home will you !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Crock and Dial !Crock and Dial who ?Crock and Dial Dundee !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Craig !Craig who ?Craig in the wall !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Crete !Crete who ?Crete to see you again !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Crewcut !Crewcut who?Crewcut and I’m the only one left !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Cricket !Cricket who ?Cricket neck means I can’t lift anything !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Crispin !Crispin who ?Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?Cotton !Cotton who ?Cotton a trap !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Courtney Pine !Courtney Pine who ?Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?Cows !Cows who ?Cows go ‘moo’ not who !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?Cologne !Cologne who ?Cologne me names won’t help !

Knock KnockWho’s there ?Comic !Comic who ?Comic and see me sometime !