Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
What’s big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s twisted it?With a monkey wrench.
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.”How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.”That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.”That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complained.Growing annoyed, the clerk […]
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?He found time-consuming.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
