What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don’t monkey with him.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
What is as big as King Kong but doesn’t weigh anything? King Kong’s shadow.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.
What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm
