What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he’s a beef-eater.

What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.

What’s big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.

How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s twisted it?With a monkey wrench.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn’t weigh anything? King Kong’s shadow.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.

Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.