If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he’s a beef-eater.

What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don’t monkey with him.

What’s big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.

How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s twisted it?With a monkey wrench.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn’t weigh anything? King Kong’s shadow.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.

Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.