Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don’t monkey with him.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn’t weigh anything? King Kong’s shadow.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.

Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.

What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm

Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn’t like Chinese food.

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.