What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don’t monkey with him.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.

Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm

Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn’t like Chinese food.

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

What’s big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.

How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s twisted it?With a monkey wrench.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.