What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don’t monkey with him.
Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.
What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
What’s big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
