Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive?Pupil: To keep vampires off the InternetTeacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the InternetPupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?
Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?They never want to log off.
Why was the skeleton using the Internet?To bone up on his schoolwork.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I’ve changed my mind.Let’s hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
I see you’ve got your bill for using the InternetYes, and my dad’s really going to get the hump!
I use the internet to tell me what the weather’s like.How do you do that?I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it’s raining!
Since you’ve discovered the Internet, you don’t pay any attention to me!Who said that?
So what exactly can I learn on the Internet?Anything you like – it can even teach you to talk like an Indian.How?See? It’s working already.
