Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?Click Jagger.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?Oh give it arrest.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?The Site-anic.

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?Spotted click

What do you put in a www.ashing machine?Net curtains!

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?Internettles.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive?Pupil: To keep vampires off the InternetTeacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the InternetPupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?

Where’s Spiderman’s home page?On the world wide web.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?They never want to log off.