What do you put in a www.ashing machine?Net curtains!

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?Internettles.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?Click Whittington

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?Click Jagger.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?Oh give it arrest.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?The Site-anic.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?Because they can’t stop saving their work.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?Because my marks are all ‘E’s.

You’re a big Internet fan aren’t you?Yes – it’s becoming a habit!

You’re a big internet fan, arn’t you?Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!