Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?Click Jagger.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?Oh give it arrest.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?The Site-anic.

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?Spotted click

What do you put in a www.ashing machine?Net curtains!

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?Internettles.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?To bone up on his schoolwork.

What’s the best city to search the World Wide Web in?Rome.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?Because they can’t stop saving their work.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?Because my marks are all ‘E’s.