What do builders use to make websites?Com.crete.

What did the sausage say when it couldn’t log on to the Internet?If at first you don’t succeed Fry, Fry again

Did you know pillows have their own website?Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!

Did you like www.flower.com?Not at first….but it grew on me!

How did the flea learn to use the internet?He had to start from scratch.

Have you got the address of the butter website?Yes, but don’t spread it around.

I can’t find a shark website….That’s cos you’re dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb……

If doors have a website shouldn’t windows have one too?We’d better, or it will be curtains for us.

Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound!Look, what more do you want? Blood?

What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website….Hyp, Hyp Hooray.

What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?Boy do we have problems.

What do you put in a www.ashing machine?Net curtains!