What surfs the Internet and goes, ‘Choo, Choo’?Thomas the Search Engine.
What’s hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there’s a full moon?The www.erewolf.
You need to log on to the window repair website!I did – but it gave me a pane!
I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!Don’t you mean netsurfing?No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!
Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?I can’t help it, I’m hooked.
