Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?The www.izard of Oz.
Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?www.oody www.oodpecker.
You need to log on to the window repair website!I did – but it gave me a pane!
I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!Don’t you mean netsurfing?No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!
Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?I can’t help it, I’m hooked.