Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?The www.izard of Oz.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?www.oody www.oodpecker.

How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.

How are you getting on with the Internet?Surf far, so good.

You need to log on to the window repair website!I did – but it gave me a pane!

I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!Don’t you mean netsurfing?No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!

Where is Pinocchio’s website?On the splinternet.

Who has the best website in the jungle?The Onlion King.

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?www.innie the pooh.

Who started the campfire website?Some bright spark.

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?I can’t help it, I’m hooked.

What did you think of our website?A little bit tacky.