Do you like surfing the net?Oh yes, I’ve really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?Because they’re scared of the mouse.
Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?No – but he’s got a ruff idea.
Why are frogs no good at websurfing?Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Why couldn’t the baby camel surf the Internet?Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.What an intelligent animal!Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you’ll be fat and useless when you grow up.Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!
What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
What surfs the Internet and goes, ‘Choo, Choo’?Thomas the Search Engine.
What’s hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there’s a full moon?The www.erewolf.
