What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?e-t.

Have you seen www.quasimodo.com?I’m not sure, but certainly rings a bell.

Have you seen www.quicksand.com?Yes, but it hasn’t sunk in yet.

Have you seen www.shelterfromtherain.com?Yes, but it doesn’t really stand out.

Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com?Yes, its’s no great shakes!

Have you seen www.square.com?No, I haven’t got around to it.

Have you seen www.amnesia.com?Sorry, I just can’t remember.

Have you seen www.apathy.com?No, and quite honestly I can’t be bothered.

Have you seen www.blottingpaper.com?Yes, I found it very absorbing.

Have you seen www.boomerang .com?Yes, I return to it again and again.

Have you seen www.brokenglass.com?Yes, but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

Have you seen www.busfull.com?No, I’m afraid that one passed me by.