What do you call an Internet mystery?An e-nigma.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?I don’t know, but it’s e-nourmous.

What goes round the middle of the Internet?The e-quator.

What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?A very, very big spider !

PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?A sore finger.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I’m part of the Internet!Well, you do look a site

Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?No, you should do it on a computer.

Do you like web jokes?Yes – they’re e-larious!

Have you seen www.tame.com?Yes, but I’m not wild about it.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?e-t.

Have you seen www.dustbin.com?Yes, but it’s a load of rubbish.