I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I’ve changed my mind.Let’s hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
I see you’ve got your bill for using the InternetYes, and my dad’s really going to get the hump!
Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
I hear you’ve been tracing your ancestors on the internet…Yes – and it’s a mammoth task!
I hope you’re not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn’t get any exercise.Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently […]
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Can you show me how to use the Internet?I’d better – otherwise you’ll just go round and round in circles.
