Why are mosquitos religious ?They prey on you !

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?They where playing for the cup !

How do fireflies start a race ?Ready steady glow !

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?The one in the sugar bowl !

What did one firefly say to the other ?Got to glow now !

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?The Masked-quito !

What has antlers and sucks blood ?A moose-quito !

Why did the fly fly ?

What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ?A firefly with a short circuit !

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

How to fleas travel ?Itch hiking !

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ?A firefly with a short circuit !