What insect lives on nothing ?A moth, because it eats holes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?Because rolling stones gather no moths !

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?He wanted to see the floor show !

What’s the biggest moth in the world ?A mammoth !

Why was the moth so unpopular ?He kept picking holes in everything !

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?To improve his bite !

What is a mosquito’s favourite sport ?Skin-diving !

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?You slap him and he slaps you back !

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !

What is the most religious insect ?A mosque-ito !

What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?A morese-quito !