1 Mar , 2011
What insect lives on nothing ?A moth, because it eats holes
1 Mar , 2011
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
1 Mar , 2011
How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?Because rolling stones gather no moths !
1 Mar , 2011
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?He wanted to see the floor show !
1 Mar , 2011
Why was the moth so unpopular ?He kept picking holes in everything !
1 Mar , 2011
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?To improve his bite !
1 Mar , 2011
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?You slap him and he slaps you back !
1 Mar , 2011
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !