What is the definition of a caterpillar ?A worm in a fur coat !

Why don’t other bugs like earwigs ?Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

What kind of wig can hear ?An earwig !

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ?A grasshover !

What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?A centipede with a wooden leg !

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?He took too long to put his boots on !

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?A centipede with athlete’s foot !

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?Half a centipede !

Why was the centipede late ?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother !

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What’s the biggest moth in the world ?A mammoth !

Why was the moth so unpopular ?He kept picking holes in everything !