What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?Worm your way out of that one !
What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?You’ve got a lovely pair of legs, You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs ….!
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?A centipede with a wooden leg !
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?He took too long to put his boots on !
What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?A centipede with athlete’s foot !
Why was the centipede late ?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother !
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
How do you make a butterfly ?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !
