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What do you get if you cross a…

1 Mar , 2011  

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?A dirty kid !

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What did the maggot say to ano…

1 Mar , 2011  

What did the maggot say to another ?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

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Why didn’t the two worms get o…

1 Mar , 2011  

Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple ?Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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How can you tell which end of …

1 Mar , 2011  

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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How do you make a glow worm ha…

1 Mar , 2011  

How do you make a glow worm happy ?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted !

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What’s a glow worms favourite …

1 Mar , 2011  

What’s a glow worms favourite song ?Wake me up before you glow glow !

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What did one centipede say to …

1 Mar , 2011  

What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?You’ve got a lovely pair of legs, You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs ….!

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What pillar doesn’t need holdi…

1 Mar , 2011  

What pillar doesn’t need holding up ?A caterpillar !

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What does a cat go to sleep on…

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What does a cat go to sleep on ?A caterpillow !

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What does a caterpillar do on …

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?Turns over a new leaf !

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What is the definition of a ca…

1 Mar , 2011  

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?A worm in a fur coat !

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Why don’t other bugs like earw…

1 Mar , 2011  

Why don’t other bugs like earwigs ?Because they are always earwigging their conversations !