What did the maggot say to another ?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple ?Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
How do you make a glow worm happy ?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted !
What’s a glow worms favourite song ?Wake me up before you glow glow !
What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?You’ve got a lovely pair of legs, You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs ….!
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?Turns over a new leaf !
Why don’t other bugs like earwigs ?Because they are always earwigging their conversations !